1. The right word for "they are" is they're, not their (annoying pet peeve of grammar).
2. Sneak in to grab your damn gym shoes and shut the door quietly, please.THE BABY IS SLEEPING!!!!!
3. Up ya nose wid a rubbah hose. (Spoken with Barbarelli accent)
4. On the toilet reading "Dead Until Dark" is where you'll find me.(Sorry its the only quiet place a mom can go.)
5. Ooh! What is that stain on my damn throw pillows???
6. Stocking up on frozen crawfish boil from Walmart is a good idea!
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to the children sleeping!!! Tomorrow my plans include a shrimp boil at my friends house and Sunday, I want to make my fella a good healthy meal and help him unwind after being stuck in a tourbus. He's rockin FL this weekend.
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My youngest is 8 and I still have no clue where most of the stains in this house came from lol!
ReplyDeleteI have satin-y throw pillows, and the baby has drooled EVERYTHING on them. He tries to eat them, too. :)
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