If I Were... sneaked off the blog of Suzie of Cat In The Moon

If I Were. . . . .

Several people have posted this already, and I thought I would give it a whirl.

If I were a month I’d be October



If I were a day I’d be "Yay I found a BABYSITTER day!"


If I were a time of day I’d be 20 minutes to sunset


If I were a font I'd be Comic Sans


If I were a planet I'd be Claire, because it has pink hair.


If I were a direction I'd be "GIT!" (finger pointing away)

If I were a piece of furniture I’d be anything Eames Era, mid-century modern rules!


If I were a liquid I'd be singlemalt scotch


If i were a gemstone I'd be a pink sapphire

If I were a tree I'd be huggin' myself

If I were an element I’d be hot air, I have a surplus


If I were a tool I’d be a my ex boyfriend

If I were a flower I'd be rarely brought home by you know who.


If I were an element of weather I'd be gusty busty winds


If I were a musical instrument I’d be a  sg bass guitar 


If I were a color I’d be olive green


If I were an emotion I’d be smarmy


If I were a fruit I'd be nummy cherries


If I were a sound I’d be footsteps on a rocky dirt road...I love it, weird huh?!?

If I were a car I’d be better than my crappy Tracer!

If I were a food I’d be LUMPIA!!
If I were a place I’d be the lush forests seen in Twilight or The Howling


If I were material I’d be Madonna


If I were a taste I’d be chocolate covered anything 


If I were a scent I’d be baby head

If I were a body part I’d be the _____? EW!


If I were a song I'd be Black Coffee by Julie London


If I were a bird I'd be a indigo bunting


If I were a gift I’d be bacon of the month

If I were a city I’d be NOT FOUND IN ALABAMA!


If I were a door I'd open into rare and used bookshop


If I were a pair of shoes I'd be Carrie Bradshaw's


If I were a poem I'd be something bitchy and clever by Dorothy Parker, or something mellow and loving by Rod McKuen